Here are some samples of what one enterprising Twitter-er has done to the infamous Governor of Illinois:
After all of this political BS, I am thinking about becoming a Spokesperson for Mantyhose http://is.gd/f0Gf I do have great F*%#ing legs
I whooped Milt Patterson's ass in a "best of 3 series of drunken Wii Bowling", w/ a Beer Bong after each frame. He had to vote to keep me in.
Impeached for what, baby? For being awesome?!?
I am starving, and these $#^%ing interns are complaining about the snow, why they're late and why my Latte's cold! F&$%!
They can take my office, BUT THEY'LL NEVER TAKE MY Wii!!!!! *
Ok, Wii Tennis anyone?
Who wants to go somewhere warm with me?
Didn't even get no static from the cowards, Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me, Saw the police and they rolled right past me.
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